When an upgrade fails-military content

[Daveho]

Took a punt on mass drops para 3 bluebox

So there we go, I won an upgrade to a plain Jane military in black DLC.
Not sure what I’ll do with it, I definitely legally can’t carry it haha but it’s quite cool to handle one.

[Daveho]

@bloke what the heck do I do with this thing?

[Bloke]

@bloke what the heck do I do with this thing?

There’s no going back now Dave. :)

When I got my first Millie I near fell over. I didn’t think they made folders that big. Ah, hahaha! Don’t worry it’ll shrink.

They won’t let us carry a Ladybug mate but it shouldn’t stop us. We’re honest people that don’t harm anyone or anything.

Here’s a plan; You’ve still got my number, yeah? So, just carry it and use it. If on the off chance some silly copper asks you what you’re doing with it tell him you were on your way to your mate Bloke’s place to gift him the knife because he’s a champion. And, you can prove it with a phone call. Call me on speaker so the copper can hear. When I see your number come up I’ll answer “Where’s the bloody knife you promised me?”. You’ll have a legit reason for carrying it and I’ll have another Millie. Ah, hahaha! :D :cool:

[Daveho]

@bloke what the heck do I do with this thing?

There’s no going back now Dave. :)

When I got my first Millie I near fell over. I didn’t think they made folders that big. Ah, hahaha! Don’t worry it’ll shrink.

They won’t let us carry a Ladybug mate but it shouldn’t stop us. We’re honest people that don’t harm anyone or anything.

Here’s a plan; You’ve still got my number, yeah? So, just carry it and use it. If on the off chance some silly copper asks you what you’re doing with it tell him you were on your way to your mate Bloke’s place to gift him the knife because he’s a champion. And, you can prove it with a phone call. Call me on speaker so the copper can hear. When I see your number come up I’ll answer “Where’s the bloody knife you promised me?”. You’ll have a legit reason for carrying it and I’ll have another Millie. Ah, hahaha! :D :cool:

Ahhh that’s the good plan m8
I was thinking perhaps murder is a legit reason for needing one but as you haven’t yet comited the murder perhaps they will just let you be.
Innocent till proven guilty and all that.

I don’t know that my standard “I don’t like crusts on my sandwich” will work with the military...

Also I’ve looked at the knife pile, it seems like if it’s not 3” I don’t wanna know about it.

[Daveho]

[Surfingringo]

The Millie must be carried and used to work its way into your heart. It doesn't take long though. And Bloke is right...it shrinks.

[Daveho]

Only issue is that I’m basically an office peasant now... sure it’s a better pay rate but I can’t cut stuff...

[Bloke]

Also I’ve looked at the knife pile, it seems like if it’s not 3” I don’t wanna know about it.

Slip it in your back pocket and I reckon you’ll be singing a different song within a week.

[Daveho]

Also I’ve looked at the knife pile, it seems like if it’s not 3” I don’t wanna know about it.

Slip it in your back pocket and I reckon you’ll be singing a different song within a week.

You are on!
I’ll give it a go

[Bloke]

Also I’ve looked at the knife pile, it seems like if it’s not 3” I don’t wanna know about it.

Slip it in your back pocket and I reckon you’ll be singing a different song within a week.

You are on!
I’ll give it a go

Good man, but take it from a mug, whatever you do don’t middle finger flick it open in the office. Open it two handed to cut your lunch, cut strapping on a box of printer paper ... introduce it slowly and discreetly. People are strange. Flick it once and have some inner city lefty liberal see you do it and you’ll likely be looking for a new job. :eek:

[Daveho]

Also I’ve looked at the knife pile, it seems like if it’s not 3” I don’t wanna know about it.

Slip it in your back pocket and I reckon you’ll be singing a different song within a week.

You are on!
I’ll give it a go

Good man, but take it from a mug, whatever you do don’t middle finger flick it open in the office. Open it two handed to cut your lunch, cut strapping on a box of printer paper ... introduce it slowly and discreetly. People are strange. Flick it once and have some inner city lefty liberal see you do it and you’ll likely be looking for a new job. :eek:

I’m the only full time guy in my department at the real estate office and I was sure it was gonna be a no knife zone.
One of the gals keeps a full size bread knife In her draw for making toast, how great is toast.

[Bloke]

I’m the only full time guy in my department at the real estate office and I was sure it was gonna be a no knife zone.
One of the gals keeps a full size bread knife In her draw for making toast, how great is toast.

And there in lays the hypocrisy. :rolleyes:

[curlyhairedboy]

gotta introduce the folding butter knife to kitchen stores so people get used to the concept

[standy99]

Well you can send that little knife to me in Darwin where it can be carried, will send you a couple of crocodile teeth as barter....

[The Meat man]

gotta introduce the folding butter knife to kitchen stores so people get used to the concept

Now there's an idea! :rolleyes: :D

[Bloke]

Well you can send that little knife to me in Darwin where it can be carried, will send you a couple of crocodile teeth as barter....

Where you bin standy? :)

[Doc Dan]

The Millie definitely gets smaller as you carry it. However, for NKF (non knife folks) it will be a sword everytime they see it.

[standy99]

Had a work trip to Okinawa for a bit, and off the grid for a bit chasing barra with a mate from Melbourne. Spent a few weeks on the Daly river :D

Watch the video in the story below :eek: :D

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-14/v ... nt/9869378

[Evil D]

So wait you were supposed to get a Para 3 and got a Military instead?

[Bloke]

Had a work trip to Okinawa for a bit, and off the grid for a bit chasing barra with a mate from Melbourne. Spent a few weeks on the Daly river :D

Watch the video in the story below :eek: :D

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-14/v ... nt/9869378

:) :cool: