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  1. 04-30-2012, 10:03 PM #1
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    corny room jokes and what nots!

    What did the Digital clock say to his mother?
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    oh mom, you are always worrying, for you the seconds just keep ticking away and your second hand only works for 60 seconds. I'll be home in time for dinner, I'm set to the atomic clock, and I can set my alarm function, don't worry mom I won't snooze, I'll just by clocking with my friends....in the meanwhile find something to do to pass the time....ok
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    or........Mom my friends think you are sooooooooo Hot.......... they are calling you a real Timepiece................................
    "Always Judge a man by the way he treats someone who could be of no possible use to him"

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    Stop getting yourself all wound up.....somebody is liable to get clocked in the head!

    That's it...Last one.....I must stop this silliness and this is probably not what the OP was looking for in the first place....but I had fun....LOLDoc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Snubnose View Post
    or........Mom my friends think you are sooooooooo Hot.......... they are calling you a real Timepiece................................
    This one made me laugh pretty good, Doc.
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    Sorry mom, I'm just not that handy.
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    Q: What's corny and looks like a troll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pawsed12 View Post
    What did the Digital clock say to his mother?
    Look Ma, No Hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillipsted View Post
    Q: What's corny and looks like a troll?
    it's you! hahaha!
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    yo snub! i could have laughed so hard at your first joke, but then the ounch line became so late that i decided to laugh on your second post! hahaha!!

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    What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?

    Northern fairy tales start out with "Once upon a time".

    Southern fairy tales start out with "Ya'll aint gonna believe this $hit".

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    My favorite joke of all time is an old Redd Foxx joke:

    What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
    "The wise man does at once what the fool does finally."
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    Sly and Arnie are talking about making a movie about old time composers.

    Sly said "I'll be Mozart".

    Well, Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach".

    But then you guessed that already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil D View Post
    What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?

    Northern fairy tales start out with "Once upon a time".

    Southern fairy tales start out with "Ya'll aint gonna believe this $hit".
    HAHAHA!

    This one cracked me up
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    These aren't my jokes...


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    A: You always hear about them but never see them.

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    A: They think their picture is being taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SolidState View Post
    My favorite joke of all time is an old Redd Foxx joke:

    What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
    A pickpocket snatches watches.
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