Most humiliating experience?

[enduraguy]

I don't know why but earlier, I was thinking of humiliating experiences from my life I've either suffered myself, or inflicted on someone else. I think the most humiliating I've personally experienced was when I was around 12 years old and my grandmother walked in on me ...."exploring myself". She walked in, our eyes connected, she simply said nothing, backed out and closed the door. The next morning at breakfast was very quiet and awkward.

As far as inflicting anything humiliating on someone else; I slapped another man once in front of others. For whatever the reason, rearing back and executing a perfect "bitch slap" on another man is probably one of the most humiliating things you can do to another man. We'd both had a few drinks and I forget exactly what was said, but he started getting obnoxious and I just reared back and laid it down. The sound of the slap was loud enough to make everyone in the room turn and look.

[phillipsted]

One time I started discussing my friend's upcoming wedding preparations in front of his family - not knowing that he hadn't told them yet.

A W K W A R D...

TedP

[BAL]

I don't know why but earlier, I was thinking of humiliating experiences from my life I've either suffered myself, or inflicted on someone else. I think the most humiliating I've personally experienced was when I was around 12 years old and my grandmother walked in on me ...."exploring myself". She walked in, our eyes connected, she simply said nothing, backed out and closed the door. The next morning at breakfast was very quiet and awkward.

As far as inflicting anything humiliating on someone else; I slapped another man once in front of others. For whatever the reason, rearing back and executing a perfect "bitch slap" on another man is probably one of the most humiliating things you can do to another man. We'd both had a few drinks and I forget exactly what was said, but he started getting obnoxious and I just reared back and laid it down. The sound of the slap was loud enough to make everyone in the room turn and look.

So both humiliating experiences had something to do with the use of your hand to slap something.

[DCDesigns]

WoW that fist one is a bad one... Cant say ive had to many of these. Ive been pants-ed a couple of timed. Best way to handle it is just stand there grinning like "what?" then casually turn around toward your audience before bending over to retrieve your pants. That way you at least get a moon in.

[Monocrom]

Oops!

Oh well, in all honesty, he should have told them first about the wedding plans before telling his friends. That was more humiliating for him.

Most humiliating one recently took place 2 years ago when I was driving home during the very first snow storm of the season. A very unexpected snow storm. It was supposed to be just a few flakes. Normally took me about 20 - 25 minutes to get home. This time it took me a total of 3 1/2 hours! One of the reasons why was because none of the maintenance crew who get paid very well by the way, bothered to shovel the driveway into the shared parking garage. Yeah, some of those guys make more than I do. Heaven forbid they should do their jobs properly.

Car got stuck in the snow. Just spinning my tires. No one around, but still very humiliating. Then, an individual with a shovel comes by, and offers to help me out. Came out of nowhere. I was very happy to see him. It took awhile, but he helped get me unstuck. Then came the fun task of hunting for a parking spot in the wee hours of the early morning.

[tonydahose]

So both humiliating experiences had something to do with the use of your hand to slap something.

now that's funny right there...said in Larry the cableguy's voice

[Dr. Snubnose]

I was invited to a surprise engagement party...it was all set up by the future mother-in-law and my mother who lived a block away....I think I was about 15 years old at the time. The deal was my mother's friend had us all in the dark in her finished basement, catered party and all, waiting for the newly announced to be wed to arrive. When the kids got home my mother's friend told them that she had to go shopping for food and would be back in about an hour. The plan was to go to my mother's house a block away and call the kids on the phone and tell them that she forgot to put the wet wash from the washing machine in the basement into the dryer...she told her daughter to ask her boyfriend "Mark" to help her with it cause the load was very heavy towels. Her daughter said Ok mom we will take care of it. What nobody knew at that time was the young couple were engaged doing other things upstairs at the time. The Basement door opens a few moments later, the lights go on and everybody about 40 people shout out surprise! And it sure was for everyone involved...LOL...The to be engaged came bouncing down the steps totally nakid, with the daughter riding piggyback on her soon to be husband's back.....It was just a little uncomfortable for all those involved....Doc

[Evil D]

I don't know why but earlier, I was thinking of humiliating experiences from my life I've either suffered myself, or inflicted on someone else. I think the most humiliating I've personally experienced was when I was around 12 years old and my grandmother walked in on me ...."exploring myself". She walked in, our eyes connected, she simply said nothing, backed out and closed the door. The next morning at breakfast was very quiet and awkward.

Been there. My mother busted me. But, my mother being who she is, totally rubbed it in for the next week. It was pretty funny though.


Oh, also years later there was the morning after the night i lost my virginity. Again, my mother...we meet in the kitchen...i didn't say or do anything out of the ordinary so i have NO idea how she knew but she looked at me and said "was it better than your hand?"...obviously in reference to the previous humiliation. I just smiled and said "was it ever!" LOL.

[BAL]

Tony - or Larry the cable guy and thanks
Doc - That's the funniest story that I have heard in a looooong time. You know that there were some there that also thought it was funny, but at the time, wow. And then there were probably some that didn't find it funny at all, even now. double wow.

[I_like_sharp_things]

My dad is one of those "sometimes you have to run before you can walk" guys. Teaching me how to drive a stick shift was no exception. I did 2 laps around my neighborhood and then he made me go to the roads. It was so humiliating sitting stalled at a stoplight while all the other cars were zipping by me and honking.

[angusW]

One of many many awkward moments I've been apart of in my life occurred a few months ago.

A couple years ago went to a funeral for a friend's father. Saw an old school hood friend with his wife there. Hadn't seen him in years. Then this summer saw him again with his wife. I even remembered her name and said "Good to see you again Sally". Being the no bs person my old friend is, he says "I'm divorced. This is the new one".

Ever since grade 6 he always had a thing for blondes.

[angusW]

So both humiliating experiences had something to do with the use of your hand to slap something.

lol.

[Monocrom]

I was invited to a surprise engagement party...it was all set up by the future mother-in-law and my mother who lived a block away....I think I was about 15 years old at the time. The deal was my mother's friend had us all in the dark in her finished basement, catered party and all, waiting for the newly announced to be wed to arrive. When the kids got home my mother's friend told them that she had to go shopping for food and would be back in about an hour. The plan was to go to my mother's house a block away and call the kids on the phone and tell them that she forgot to put the wet wash from the washing machine in the basement into the dryer...she told her daughter to ask her boyfriend "Mark" to help her with it cause the load was very heavy towels. Her daughter said Ok mom we will take care of it. What nobody knew at that time was the young couple were engaged doing other things upstairs at the time. The Basement door opens a few moments later, the lights go on and everybody about 40 people shout out surprise! And it sure was for everyone involved...LOL...The to be engaged came bouncing down the steps totally nakid, with the daughter riding piggyback on her soon to be husband's back.....It was just a little uncomfortable for all those involved....Doc

Did not see that ending coming at all.

[BAL]

Did not see that ending coming at all.

Yea, if you didn't see it coming (no comments here) just think how Grandma felt when she stuck her head from around behind the couch and yelled "SURPRISE"

[enduraguy]

One time I started discussing my friend's upcoming wedding preparations in front of his family - not knowing that he hadn't told them yet.

A W K W A R D...

TedP

LOL "oh surprise!"

[enduraguy]

Been there. My mother busted me. But, my mother being who she is, totally rubbed it in for the next week. It was pretty funny though.


Oh, also years later there was the morning after the night i lost my virginity. Again, my mother...we meet in the kitchen...i didn't say or do anything out of the ordinary so i have NO idea how she knew but she looked at me and said "was it better than your hand?"...obviously in reference to the previous humiliation. I just smiled and said "was it ever!" LOL.

Rubbed it in about you rubbing one out. Pfft. The nerve!

[BadFish]

Well to start off I've been with my gf for 5 years. The first year i was nothing but a punk. I ended up getting arrested (that was humiliating) on a night in which I had a little to much to drink. So anyways after I go through court I got 15 days in jail. Well my gfs dad is a correction officer at the jail, now mind you at the time he I wasn't the guy for his daughter. Well here's the really really humiliating part of the story. Upon arrival for my sentence my gf's dad is the officer who did the strip search on me. If bending over butt naked spreading cheeks isn't humiliating enough I don't know what is. Luckily the story ends well I'm no longer that person and her dad knows I'm the guy for his girl. Unfortunately the story ends up at a family dinner once a year atleast I can laugh about it now.