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- The first 10 results on your "Spyderco" search on Ebay are knives you already own.
- You no longer have arachnophobia, and they used to make you scream like a little girl.
- The ER doctor is on a first name basis with you and has stitches reserved with your name on them.
Last but not least.....
- You're a manly man, but you were giddy as a school girl when your pink Delica arrived because you couldn't wait to carry it in front of your friends.
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You forgot the torn front pocket jeans thingyfrom repeated clipping....Doc
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Hilarious, Zatx! Here's one:
"...when it takes you more time to choose which Spydie to use, than it does to make the cut itself."
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Oh, Boy...
My Dear Friends,
Right there with you on all counts...
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Check. Although in my case it's either I own them, or have owned them in the past.Originally Posted by Zatx
I was playing with a massive wolf spider in my nephews sand box last night, does that count?
Nope, don't have this one yet, because I haven't had a cut bad enough to go to the ER. Does it count if I buy more knives from NGK just to get the band-aids?
Couldn't afford one, but I'd carry it if I had one.
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good one! here's one along the same line...
"...when it takes you more time to pick which Spydie to carry that day than to pick which clothes to wear."
guilty!
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I've successfully avoided joining the pink craze but I was giddy when my P'kal arrived...if that counts
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"...when you are preparing to leave home, you ponder which Spydie to carry for 10 minutes, then hop in the car, having forgotten your wallet, your cell phone, and your keys..."
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good one! here's one along the same line...
"...when it takes you more time to pick which Spydie to carry that day than to pick which clothes to wear."
guilty!
Along the same lines...
.... when you decide what to wear based on which knife you want to carry that day!
“Open, close, cut, clean, oil, cut, cut, cut... To a Spyderco, that is living. Letting it die in the box is to lose 75% of what we put into it." -----Sal Glesser
"The Tuff cannot come soon enough. I volunteer to carry one and give feedback until the production run!" ----- Zatx
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That leads me to a good question Zatx...what do you wear when you carry that pink Delica?
Camo?
People say, oh it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose. - Dwight The Office
It's okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I'm not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas. - Gecko_45
The more you learn about knives, the better Spyderco looks. - Sal
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It feels comforting knowing that I am not alone in this habitgood one! here's one along the same line...
"...when it takes you more time to pick which Spydie to carry that day than to pick which clothes to wear."
guilty!
People say, oh it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose. - Dwight The Office
It's okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I'm not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas. - Gecko_45
The more you learn about knives, the better Spyderco looks. - Sal
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When the deciding factor while shopping for clothes is the number of pockets large enough to carry at least one Spydie...
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Oboy I think I have a problem hereYou forgot the torn front pocket jeans thingyfrom repeated clipping....
and ALL my jeans look like this.
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....when you have to buy another gun safe to hold all your Spydercos and you don't own any guns....
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L
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“Open, close, cut, clean, oil, cut, cut, cut... To a Spyderco, that is living. Letting it die in the box is to lose 75% of what we put into it." -----Sal Glesser
"The Tuff cannot come soon enough. I volunteer to carry one and give feedback until the production run!" ----- Zatx
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IMHO, one can never be too rich, too smart, or own too many Spydies.
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What Deacon said....Except, the too smart part. There are some people who are too smart for their own good.IMHO, one can never be too rich, too smart, or own too many Spydies.
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you have knives in your pockets, on your belt, in your shoes, around your neck, clipped to your sleeves, and now you have to shave your back so the duct tape doesn't rip it off.
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when you have a "O" shaped callous on your right thumb (guilty!!)
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Lol!!
love this thread!
especially...
HA!! some of us used to collect spiders (and bees, butterflies, beetles, you name it) as little girls!!!
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