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  1. 06-20-2007, 01:13 PM #1
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    Mall Ninjas

    For those who ever wondered where this phrase was coined from:

    Mall Ninjas

    I had never seen or read any of this before and laughed till I cried.
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    Thanks, this was pretty funny.

    I always thought mall ninjas was a term describing guys who will even wear their "tactical gear" when going shopping - you know, multiple knives, flashlight, multitool, telescoping baton, assorted gear in matching camo pants and utility vest...

    Incidentally, I don't think these guys were for real. They seem like pranksters having some fun with a bunch of people who take themselves much too seriously. The whole thing is just way over the top.

    On the other hand, have you ever been to the "employees only" section of your mall? Who knows what goes on behind those doors?
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    Is that text small enough? Yikes.
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  4. 06-20-2007, 08:10 PM #4
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    pathetic but hilarious!!
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    Yay Mall Ninjas
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    Holy hell !

    There are some people who are slightly unhinged, and then there is that Gecko guy ! his hinges definitely fell off on that day !

    Funniest thing I have read in a long while. A bit lengthy, but well worth it. I'm laughing so hard I've almost got snot coming out of my nose ! and my eyes are watering...... love the part about the one time experimentation in the military doesn't make you a homosexual !!!

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  9. 06-21-2007, 12:00 AM #9
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    I hope you don't mind, but I have got to copy that link over to a few forums. What a riot. Thanks for posting that.
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    priceless! i printed that out for further reading. too bad he doesn't work at the mall in that Canadian masterpiece called TRAILER PARK BOYS! he would know how to handle Ricky and Julian...
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    I read part of it. I had to stop. I was getting dumber by the sentence, and I really can 't afford to have that happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfneck
    I hope you don't mind, but I have got to copy that link over to a few forums. What a riot. Thanks for posting that.
    No problem there....I'm glad ya'll got as big a kick out of it as I did. I have seen that phrase - mall ninja - used on various forums and always wondered where it came from. That link was the result of a little Googling of the term. Apparently at one time there was also a mallninja.com website but it's no longer in existence.

    Dedguy...On your browser's "view" button in the toolbar there should be an option for increasing text size - worked on mine for this link but YMMV.
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  13. 06-21-2007, 11:10 PM #13
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    Oh my goodness! I almost fell out of my chair! That guy is too spooky for himself! This explains the Mall Ninja thing. I never understood that terminology. This was halarious!
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    I'd hope that this guy was just taking one long piss at the whole lot. If not, then God bless the poor bastard.


    Edit: It's got to be a joke. He habitually refers to HK's "poor quality control and workamnship."
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  15. 12-06-2007, 04:33 PM #15
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    Ok...I couldn't resist resurrecting this one. My wife and myself were Christmas shopping in the mall recently and it made me think of this. I've also added a few more "interesting" links concerning the infamous "Mall Ninja"

    As a "guest" expert on a forum

    If you would like to add him as a "friend" on MySpace

    Another bit of Mall Ninja "lore"

    The Mall Ninja "website" reborn

    and,finally....Mall Ninja aptitude test
    Last edited by JBE; 12-06-2007 at 04:43 PM.
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  16. 12-06-2007, 05:20 PM #16
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    Wow. Just wow.

    Thanks, JBE!
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  17. 12-06-2007, 09:44 PM #17
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    ROTFLMAO! Thanx for the post!
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    Oh Mall Ninjas. It's been a good long while since I've seen one.

    Edit, I got a 26% That was a close one.
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  19. 12-06-2007, 11:52 PM #19
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    wow -- i just finished reading the whole thing... incredible!!!!!!!

    i'm glad the mayor's nephew is safe...
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  20. 12-07-2007, 12:04 AM #20
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    I got 20%...can't figure out what the heck it means, but I take it low is good in this case?...Mall Ninja Personae, my eye!!

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