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    Denver Airport

    Denver Airport

    This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl.
    For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate
    customer, this one is for you.

    An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver

    for being smart and funny, while making her point, when
    confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

    A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single
    agent was re- booking a long line of inconvenienced
    travelers.

    Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
    He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I HAVE to
    be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

    The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
    to help you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and
    I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
    The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
    the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY
    IDEA WHO I AM?"

    Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
    address microphone, "May I have your attention please, "
    she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the
    terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES
    NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his
    identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line
    laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent,
    gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!".
    Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir,
    you'll have to get in line for that too.
    "Always Judge a man by the way he treats someone who could be of no possible use to him"

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    Talking Lol!

    Thanks for the good laugh, Doc. I needed it today!

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    That must have hurt.

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    made me LMAO... thanks
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    Yep! She really pissed me off and I'll never fly "United Airlines" again!

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    Nothing like a cup of coffee and a good joke in the morning.

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    Aloha Doc!

    What a cool thing to read after a shift in hell!

    God bless
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    I work customer service, I wouldn't have been so funny.
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    i used to work customer service until last week.. i quit.. it's hell
    wonderful story anyway

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    that guy must of fely really really bad.

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    Sorry, urban legend .
    Leviticus 19:19 -More like a guideline, actually

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    Cool story
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    Still a good laugh no matter where it came from.

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