Sal , Watch Out !!!

[marknett]

My wife informed me today that I am a spyder-holic and that she was going to write spyderco and "give them a peice of her mind" The bad part is I was watching the dvd that came with the sharpmaker at the time ... She knows what you look like Sal !!! :D :D :D

[Dr. Snubnose]

Sal I'll be happy to provide you with free Kung Fu Lessons, Looks like you may need my services.....Doc:D

[marknett]

Yep . She's a louisiana country girl ... This could get nasty , Sal. Have you wrestled any gators lately ? :eek: :D

[Dr. Snubnose]

ut oh......."She's a Louisiana country girl "....on second thought...you're gonna need to learn stick fighting!.....Doc:D
Advice for Marknett: Hide all knives, don't use the sharpmaker to sharpen any of them...sleep with one eye open.....Doc:)

[marknett]

:d :d :d

[tonydahose]

Sal, give a few freebies to the secret service and you can have your own detail guard, you will be safe then. you would be surprised at what they have in those heavy duty suburbans:D.

[SQSAR]

Do not give her access to this forum!!! If she was to start a Spyde-Holic Wives' support group most all our wives would quickly join and they would no doubt mobilize and quickly overrun the Spyderco HQ. I'd hate to think what Spyderco would end up manufacturing after the estrogen-laden takeover.:eek:

[Dr. Snubnose]

Do not give her access to this forum!!! If she was to start a Spyde-Holic Wives' support group most all our wives would quickly join and they would no doubt mobilize and quickly overrun the Spyderco HQ. I'd hate to think what Spyderco would end up manufacturing after the estrogen-laden takeover.:eek:

hmmm......Lots of Pink, Purple, Magenta, and Powder Blue Colored Knives with Scarves through the lanyard holes....I can see the writing on the wall already.....Doc:rolleyes:

[racer88]

Do not give her access to this forum!!! If she was to start a Spyde-Holic Wives' support group

Would that be "Sal-Anon?" ;)

[Neomik]

Some things are just not a good mix and the result is mostly fatal:

Knifes & Alcohol
Knifes & Psychopaths
Knifes & Airports

But if you think about it... it is mostly the wifes are the reason for any of the above:

Wifes make you drink!
Wifes make you crazy!
Wifes make you leave the country!

You see the pattern!?

So whatever you mix!!! Never mix: Knifes & Wifes!!!