Would you cross Chuck Norris???

[psimonl]

Finally recognized

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/chuck-norris-leads-the-way-in-budapest-bridgenaming-vote/2006/08/01/1154198140933.html

Simon

[Dr. Snubnose]

Cross him with what?.......Doc:p

[oregon]

Finally recognized


About time.

He should have his own: postage stamp, coin, bill, street, burg, town, city, pond, mountain, stream, river, hill, mountain, cloud formation, orchid...

Why, you might ask? This is why:

http://www.ufaf.org/founder_page.htm

An icon of individual achievement.

Best,

oregon

[David Lowry]

He's a nice guy but I just think the show "Walker Texas Ranger" is goofy.

Everything is a joke on the show.

I do like the funny "Chuck Norris Facts". If you don't know what I mean just do a Google search on it. It's a riot. :D

[zenheretic]

Chuck Norris must never be forgiven for making the king of all stinker cartoons in the 1980s
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/
Be wary of the Super Ninja!

The above link is just a flashback of that cartoon so is kid safe...can't guarantee the whole site however...

[Stevie Ray]

I really hate to be the one to have to pass this bit of news along ..


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/746685/chucknorrisdead.jpg

[Stevie Ray]

Grinning .... sorry ... just couldn't resist ... :D :D :D

[psimonl]

Grinning .... sorry ... just couldn't resist ... :D :D :D


If you hear a knock on the door, don't answer and HIDE:eek:

:D :D :D

Simon

[David Lowry]

Chuck Norris uses 4'x8' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

:D

[VWTattoo]

Chuck Norris uses 4'x8' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

:D

LOL...:D :D Ow...:eek:

[pjrocco]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

[Dr. Snubnose]

I really hate to be the one to have to pass this bit of news along ..


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/746685/chucknorrisdead.jpg

I didn't know he died.....so it's safe for me to give him some lip???
OOOOk...."may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"
Take that Chuckie!!!

oppps he's not dead:eek: I take that back.....Doc:D

[BlackNinja]

I'd first have to drink my Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink.
http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html

Compliments of Tai Chi Feely, at BF.

[Dr. Snubnose]

Chuck Norris has two speeds.........Walk and Kill.........Doc:eek:

[Stevie Ray]

This came from another forum, but it's worthy ... Best give Chuck some respect if you know what's good for you .. :D
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1. Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
3. Chuck Norris orders Big Macs from Burger King. He gets them.
4. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
6. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Problem is he never cries.
7. Chuck Norris does not have a birthday. He was chiseled from stone by the gods and is therefore ageless. We should be celebrating the day he delivered his first vicious roundhouse kick which sheared the heads off of his opponents. His opponents being the gods that made him.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't "turn" 66 -- he round-kicks it.
9. Chuck Norris blew out the candles on his Birthday Cake & 750 mobile homes were destroyed.
10. chuck norris doesn't celebrate birthdays, birthdays celebrate him.
11. Chuck Norris wasn't born. He kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
12. Chuck Norris went to Burger King, He has filed a law suit again them. Why? They refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that it's actually "his way."
13. When Chuck Norris passes gas, NORAD goes to DEFCON 5.
14. In Chuck Norris's last fight with a 16' alligator, he knocked it out with a hammerfist, then made three sets of pimp shoes, two suitcases. and a wallet out of it. Then he did a two hour workout on his Total Gym.
15. Correction: It was TWO 18' foot alligators and Chuck Norris KO'd them both with roundhouse kicks to the head. He then did 42 one arm press-ups and shaved with a piece of broken glass without blinking.

[Joe Talmadge]

When I saw the topic of this thread, I thought, "sure, I"d cross Chuck Norris"...

I'd cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah, but that would just make Chuck run slower.

I'd cross Chuck Norris with a gorilla, but that would just make Chuck weaker.

I'd cross Chuck Norris with a porn star, but that would just make Chuck's ... well, you get the idea

[Havatoo]

Did he really pass away? Too bad, I hear he was a really nice guy.

[Joe Talmadge]

Did he really pass away? Too bad, I hear he was a really nice guy.

Do you jest? Not even the grim reaper messes with Chuck Norris. Not if he doesn't want a roundhouse to the head.

[psimonl]

Do you jest? Not even the grim reaper messes with Chuck Norris. Not if he doesn't want a roundhouse to the head.

As a mather of fact, he IS dead, The Grim Reaper is affraid to tell him...

Simon

[VWTattoo]

I seem to recall Chuck blowing up a few bridges here and there (No, not Todd Bridges, Willis!) and I personally would have to check for C4 wires underneath that sucker before crossing! Heck- I had Chuck Norris Superkicks for the Atari 2600, and liked it! :D But it did teach me to respecta 'da Chuck! Even Lee van Clief got whupped by Chuck, and Lee was a bad mamma jamma in The Octagon! ;)

I can't believe that the Sal vs. Chuck pic hasn't made it here! :p