john row
07-31-2001, 12:00 AM
Alabama:  Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:  But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:  Literacy Ain't Everything
California:  By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:  Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida:  Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:  We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru:
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:  First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:  First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:  10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies
And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
They say there's a long tunnel with a bright light at the end. I've been there. it's just REALLY DARK!! :) LOL
Alaska:  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:  But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:  Literacy Ain't Everything
California:  By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:  Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida:  Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:  We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru:
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:  Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:  2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:  We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:  First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:  First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:  10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies
And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
They say there's a long tunnel with a bright light at the end. I've been there. it's just REALLY DARK!! :) LOL