Spyderco PUNS

[MacLaren]

Lol, agreed. Temperance is needed. :)

Definitely! I believe in Temperance 2. :cool:

Hehehe......atta baby. Were rollin now :)

[MichaelScott]

I asked a Lil’ Native about any rhinos in the area. He consulted the matriarch who acknowledged my persistence, said don’t be too ambitious and watch out for any military since the paras had dropped in last week and jumpmasters were in the area.

Would you describe the Lil native as a pygmy warrior?

Nice!

[Doc Dan]

I was camping with Bloke and was looking for a Firefly, but all I saw was a Cricket and a Honeybee. I knew the Cricket was a Manbug by the Economy of this dress. The Honeybee was obviously a Ladybug because it wore Standard Stretch pants.

[Bloke]

I was camping with Bloke and was looking for a Firefly, but all I saw was a Cricket and a Honeybee. I knew the Cricket was a Manbug by the Economy of this dress. The Honeybee was obviously a Ladybug because it wore Standard Stretch pants.

It’s always fun catching up with you Doc. You’re a bloody good Worker. :cool:

Mate, how close was that Kiwi fella following that sheep? :confused:

[Doc Dan]

Hahaha! He was a Civilian Pilot and the sheep was his Copilot. They had an Ocelot for a Navigator. They were the Cat's meow.

[SpyderEdgeForever]

Well, I know one thing. Once a person uses a Spyderco knife, they are forever glad of the ENDURAing quality, and while some may have interesting knife names, these are not DELICAite pieces of machinery! They are the knife-based SALT of the earth!

[Mad Mac]

The Renegade peered at the Southard Cross. "Baliyo", he blurted. "Look at that bloody Starmate."

[Mad Mac]

"I'm absolutely Positron", he said shakily.

"Don't worry", she soothed. "Euroedge".

[ThePeacent]

This is from a thread in another forum in April, about if Spydercos grew on trees (I was answering to a members' posts)

he:
"I need to plant one of those Spyderco trees too!"

me
"you'll have to be Delicate planting it,
to make it Endure the weather and rain,
don't let it Chowke on the soil, Air it a bit,
you'll have to Police it during its first years,
it's a living being, it's not a Rock
It will reach high like a Grasshopper,
and give you some fruits, like a Kiwi,
some flowers to attract a Dragonfly,
some wood to give you Autonomy,
and makes you feel Pacific.

So, take all that advice with a bit of Salt,
plant it today, get on it like a true Worker,
I know that in collecting, you're not a Rookie!"

a third member:
"Yup, you showed lots of Persistence and Resilience. Some might think you're too Ambitious, even Manix in your defence of the brand. I think not, you're more of a Sage to me, explaining your ideas perfectly, like a Native speaking english."

me, to him (a moderator and very polite, calm and cool person):
"thanks for complimenting me like a Matriarch would compliment her children,
it's kind of you, acting as a stand up Civilian, I know it's Tuff
doing that in the forum, and being always At The Ready
to look polite like an Executive and talk with Pride."

me, answering back to that third highly regarded member

"Show us your Shaman powers, those of Merlin,
Snap-It!, don't be a Renegade and come show us
help us build a Military, and fly like Pegasus,
so we don't follow the way of the Dodo,
we'll get through every Stretch,
so we can swim through Lava,
and be Tenacious in every task

Like a Cat lost in Chicago, or any Urban dweller,
you are but a Bug in here, a Vagabond among us,
but always on the Spot to share your voice with this place"

that was it :D

[ChrisinHove]

Lol, agreed. Temperance is needed. :)

Definitely! I believe in Temperance 2. :cool:

No good for me - I have Lil Temperance .... just like a Mule.

[ChrisinHove]

Hahaha! He was a Civilian Pilot and the sheep was his Copilot. They had an Ocelot for a Navigator. They were the Cat's meow.

Was he a Paramilitary 2?

[Bloke]

When’s Rex 45?

[ChrisinHove]

If he Sustains his Worker ethic he’ll never make it ...

[murphjd25]

I'm going back, back, to Caly, Caly.

Haha sorry just had to.

[MacLaren]

I'm going back, back, to Caly, Caly.

Haha sorry just had to.

Hehe....you are the Jester..

[Pelagic]

I'm going back, back, to Caly, Caly.

Haha sorry just had to.

If i got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east! I'm a native out there, so don't go there!

[ThePeacent]

Somebody should Police this thread with Military rigour,
otherwise it won't be alive and active in the long Tern :p

[Mad Mac]

“The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well
if it had been called The Old Sailor.” Samuel Butler

[Doc Dan]

I have some Sage advice to give as I believe that you should all Advocate in Persistence for every Worker.

[Echo63]

Just SPOT it
wait, I think my dyslexia is acting up again....
hope someone else can rescue this thread