Favorite Movie Lines

[AH2525]

I'll start...

[tvenuto]

I have two guns...one for each of ya.

-Doc Holiday, Tombstone

[tvenuto]

That Veronica Vaugn is one piece of "ace..."


-Crazy Busdriver (Chris Farley), Billy Madison

[tvenuto]

Goodbye my looooooo

-Loyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber

[tvenuto]

Now go home and get your fu**ing shinebox.

-Billy Batts, Goodfellas

[tvenuto]

Because she's got a...GREAT A$$!


And you got your head...



-Sgt Vincent Hanna, Heat

[Barman]

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a** and pull the f***ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[Lost]

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices you make will shape your life forever."

Said by: "Calogero Anello" - Lillo Brancato Jr.
Written by: Chazz Palminteri
Movie: A Bronx Tale

[noseoil]

"Buckwheats" from Things to do in Denver when you're dead.

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[remnar]

From Unforgiven.

Little Bill Daggett: You, sir, are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man.
Will Munny: Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

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[shunsui]

Here's a few..

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[MacLaren]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" :)

[MacLaren]

And......."Would you cheat for a poke?"
(Lonesome Dove)

[Nate]

Blazing Saddles: Authentic Frontier Gibberish

Gabby Johnson: "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."

Olsen Johnson: [after Gabby Johnson's speech] "Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebt to Gabby Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age. "

[AH2525]

"Aw, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! What, when you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you, though."
Caddyshack (1980)

[Rho66]

Oh, and if you count TV lines... "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!". :D

[Surfingringo]

Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

.........

Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

.........

Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To **** with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.



I could do this all day. I think I'm gonna just go watch the movie for the 100th time instead.

[tvenuto]

Anton Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.

Also...

"If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

-Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men

[tvenuto]

Also...

Conchita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?
Carmen: No...
Conchita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.

Also...



"We're not Mexicans, we're from out of town."

-Three Amigos

[SpyderNut]

From "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy":
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.

(Credit from imdb.com)